OH GOD THE NIGEL STAMPEDE
God, the Mulan one!
ALL HAIL THE NIGEL MASTERPOST
What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?
i literally laughed my ass off
I cant breathe lol
my laugh was jolly as fuck lol
WHERES MY FUCKING GRAPES BITCH
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
is bullshit advice.
My bigness is not determined by my capacity to quietly absorb bullying, degradation, or abuse.
"Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested