Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
Um I think you’re mocking J over here.
Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.
RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD
I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT.
THAT CAME WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.